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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗

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