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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Weasley eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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