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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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