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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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