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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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