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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Izzy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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