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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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