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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Missy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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