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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗

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