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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Pepper eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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