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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Oscar eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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