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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘
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