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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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