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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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