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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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