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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗

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