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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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