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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛

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