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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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