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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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