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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺
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