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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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