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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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