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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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