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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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