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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Buddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃

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