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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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