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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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