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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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