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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Teddy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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