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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Alfie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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