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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Daenerys eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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