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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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