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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Loki eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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