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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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