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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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