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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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