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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Izzy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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