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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Gus eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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