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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Yoda eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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