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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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