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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏
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