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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗
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