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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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