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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯
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