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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Teddy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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