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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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