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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Weasley eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺

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