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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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