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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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