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Pet death

My step-auntie Clarabelle had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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